Sunday, January 31, 2010

I love fucking shoes (retifism)

I have a shoe fetish. Not in the sense of buying tons and tons of shoes, but in the sense that women's shoes, especially tennis shoes, turn me on. They don't have to be on a woman. I'm not sure what it is. I can see a pair of shoes... walking through a shoe department even... and I get turned on. I love the way the leather smells... worn or not. I love the way the shoe laces look weaving in and out of the eyelets. I love the way my cock feels inside them. I have had sex with so many pairs... my wife's... her sister's... a few co-workers... a friend in highschool. I find myself somehow intimately connected to the person who owns them, though it is more than that. The truth is, I just like fucking shoes.

It is called retifism. I know it seems like it is out there... my wife thinks it's cute... it is nice to know there is a term for it and that many more people than you might a first suspect are into it.

Strip Pool

"Strip pool" has become a favored pass time when the kids go to bed. I usually have to miss a few shots on purpose so I can get naked too, though my wife is getting pretty good.

I kissed my wife's sister

We fell asleep next to each other on the couch watching television. When I woke up, somehow, my arm was around her and her head was leaning on my shoulder. Before I knew it, still half asleep, I leaned over and kissed her lips. She started to kiss back and then a few seconds into it, she woke up. It was awkward and we have never talked about it... it was such an amazing moment. I so want to kiss her again.

Hard for shoes

Women's shoes for some reason turn me on. I love playing with them. My sister in law's shoes are my favorite, but I also play with my wife's and have played with a few pairs that belong to coworkers.

My wife teases me when we walk through the shoe department in the stores at the mall. I still can't believe I told her.

Naked on the car at 4am

When I was engaged to my ex, she and I moved in to my parent's basement while we got some money saved up for our apartment.

We had an old Plymouth Horizon at the back of the property and one night, we both stripped completely naked and went outside at like 4am. We left our clothes in the basement and didn't take a thing with us. I sat on the front bumper of the car and she climbed on my lap and put her knees on the bumper to either side of me. We were going at it like it was our first time and kept jumping at every little noise. It was fantastic.

If anyone would have caught us, there would have been no way to hide the fact that we were out there naked. We were back inside barely a half hour when we heard my dad get up for work. One of my favorite times. I miss her, she was something else.

My wife was my first

Of course, we were not married at the time... we were in highschool. I went out, embarrassed as hell and bought a box of condoms. We went out and started making out in the grass behind my garage. I helped her pull down her shorts and panties and pulled mine down just enough to get my cock out. I barely had the condom on and was inside her. I love having sex outside though we don't get many opportunities these days.
We broke up after I graduated high school but got back together after she graduated.

Hand job on the school bus

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Cumming in math class

In 10th grade Algebra class I sat in the back row behind a really hot cheerleader who I think was a junior at the time. One day while everyone was focused on the teacher, I noticed she had taken off her shoes and was sort of toe-ing at the floor and her shoes while she took notes. I moved my hand below my desk and started rubbing my dick through my jeans with the side of my pencil.

I was so transfixed on her socked feet that I had to keep reminding myself to look around and make sure no one was watching. Before long, I started pressing harder with the pencil and I came in my pants in the back of math class staring at this older girl's feet and shoes.

Math was second period. Luckily, my underwear did a good job of absorbing the cum. I walked around the rest of the day with cum in my pants.

Mmmmmm! I love her toes!

Ever since we were teenagers, I have loved to suck on her toes.

Sometimes, when we are fooling around in bed, I will close my eyes and pretend her big toe is a little cock. I like to run my tongue between her toes and kiss the bottoms of her feet. It is so much better in the winter time. She always wears flip flops or sandals in the summer but she wears socks in the winter keep her toes nice and warm and they always smell and taste so much better.

Her perfect ass

I love kissing my wife's naked butt. She has such a sexy ass. I love to get down on my knees and slide her panties down and press my lips against her warm skin.

I like to slide my hands up her legs to her hips and pull her into me. I love to leave little hickies as I kiss and suck her.

I could spend an hour on my knees behind her. It's one of my favorite things to do when she's doing dishes. I've become very familiar with the kitchen floor over the years,

There she was...

She lived down the street from me. I had a crush on her all through childhood. Once, I was riding my bike down the street and glanced over at her house as I always did, just thinking about her. She had no idea I was interested in her. I was too shy to tell her how I felt.

It was getting dark out and her light was on. When I looked up, she was in her room. She had obviously just gotten out of the tub and was in a white bra and panties. I ended up crashing my bike into the ditch more or less across the street from her house. I laid there in the ditch and watched her dry her hair, straighten her room, and put on her pajamas until she turned out the light to go to sleep.

I managed to see her a few more times over the years. I still love to catch an unexpected glimpse of her in her panties.

12 feet away

We were in high school and fucking like bunnies sometimes two and three times a day. It was getting late and her mom told her it was time for me to go home. We were standing on the steps next to the back door saying our drawn out, extended goodbyes.
Her mom was about 12 feet away with her back to us doing dishes at the sink. We were kissing and leaning into each other and I moved the bottom of her shorts and panties over and starting fingering her pussy. She was a little nervous because her mom was right there but we were both into it and feeling mischievous and dirty made it all that much hotter.

I moved my shorts aside and pulled my very hard dick out and quietly slipped it into her and slowly rocked my hips. Her mom occasionally glanced over her shoulder encouraging us to hurry up with the goodbyes and get going. I stopped thrusting just as her head started to turn and before long, I had cum inside her daughter's pussy not 12 feet away from her. We kissed goodbye for real... she told me how bad I was and I was on my way.

Sweet, delicious breast milk

She's been pregnant a few times now in our marriage and each time, I have just loved drinking from her. Her milk is so sweet and delicious. I love how it fills my mouth and she holds my head as I nurse from her. If it were up to me, she would keep it up and I could just replace any need for picking it up from the grocery store. That would be fantastic!

I regret missed opportunities

We were having sex in my office at the house. She was in a sex swing and I was standing up in front of her. After I came inside her and helped her out of the swing, some of my cum dripped from her pussy and landed on her foot.
She knows how much I love sucking her toes and kissing her feet. She lifted her foot up and sort of half jokingly asked if I would like to have a lick. I froze. I was so embarrassed because I told her once I was curious about eating cum. She has kissed me after a blow job before and I've eaten her creampie a few times. I don't know why this was somehow so different. I guess because kissing her feet is submissive as it is. Eating my own cum from her pussy is sexually pleasing her at the same time... being kissed is passive. In this case... it would have been solely for the purpose of me eating my cum. Of course, I do it all the time privately but this would have been different.

I so regret not taking her up on it. Random chance handed me an opportunity and I passed it up. Now, it is likely my only chance will be to purposefully jack off on her feet and clean her up. One of these days, I will.

Losing my virginity

I was fifteen. She was thirteen. I'd had a crush on her since elementary school and eventually, I got up the courage to talk to her and eventually to ask her to be my girlfriend and finally, everything had come together to bring us to this moment.
She was lying in the grass behind my garage with her shorts and panties around her ankles. I had my shorts pulled down just enough to let my cock free, harder than it has ever been.

I can still remember every moment... every touch... the kiss... the feeling of her bare legs pressing in on either side of me... the tight feeling of the condom on my cock... her nervous breathing getting heavier... her heart beating rapidly beneath my chest... her boobs pressing into me... the grass between my fingers...

... the amazing feeling of entering her for the first time. I can still feel her tight pussy slipping past every inch of my cock... hearing her take a deep sharp breath... I was her first and she was mine... the orgasm was different than anything I had ever experienced.

I loved my first time with her. How many people end up marrying the one they gave their virginity to?

If only...

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Entirely by accident

I was staying the night at my brother 's house when I was in highschool. He had gone out to work early in the morning. The baby was fussing upstairs. I went up to check on her and then went into my brother's bedroom to tell his wife that the baby was upset and I didn't know what to do.

She was still asleep, laying on her back... mostly under the covers but one side of her was uncovered and she was apparently naked. Her breast was exposed. She is unbelievably attractive and I couldn't believe I was seeing this.

I backed out of the room and did my best to quiet the baby. A few minutes later, I was locked in the bathroom inhaling from a pair of her panties that I had found on the bathroom floor while I masturbated with my pants around my ankles.

I have always regretting not taking a longer look... perhaps a quick touch... perhaps seeing how deep a sleeper she was... perhaps a little more exploring.

Oh to be a teenager again!

Dirty Panties

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We all fell asleep

She fell asleep in our bed watching television when she stayed over one night... we all did... myself, my wife, and her younger sister.

I woke up in the middle of the night to find her bare foot pressed against my cheek. I was hard as a rock. Both of them were asleep. My wife was sleeping on her side facing me. Her sister was laying between us with her head at the foot of the bed. I snuck a lick at her sister's foot and when she didn't stir and my wife's eyes did not pop open I adjusted a little and started sucking on her toes... all the while watching my wife sleep. Half because I was scared to death she would wake up. Half because it added so much to the experience.

We were all on top of the covers and I pulled her other foot to my cock, pulled my cock out of my shorts and rubbed myself against her... slowly.... watching my wife's face for any sign of movement. I experimented with feeling my way up her leg and slipped my fingers just inside her panties... then a little further... the tip... the knuckle... she stirred and I froze... I had a finger in her pussy, a toe in my mouth, and my cock out with her foot pressed against it. No one woke up. I managed to stay married. I pulled my hand free and tasted her. It was heaven. I came all over her foot and realizing I couldn't let her wake up this way, I licked my cum off of her, the first time I had ever managed to get myself to eat my own cum.

I'm in love with her. People do stupid crazy things when they are in love. I was half asleep... drunk with hormones... stupid and crazy in love. I should have felt bad for what I did.... part of me did... strangely I don't regret it.

I reached down and intertwined my fingers in hers and held hands until I fell asleep. At some point, I was startled awake when her hand came free as she rolled over in the bed. Her foot was again pressed against my face. I gave it a kiss and fell back asleep, not bothering to move it aside.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I drank my wife's pee in highschool

When my wife and I were dating in high school, we thought at one point that she might be pregnant. I was fifteen and she was 13. We went out and bought a pregnancy test and she came over to my house. We went in the bathroom together and I had her pee in this plastic cup that I always liked to use.

We dipped the stick in the cup and I purposefully set the cup out of the way at the back of the sink. (She turned out not to be pregnant.) I scooted her out of the bathroom saying that I had to go. She protested about the cup of pee sitting there. I told her I would take care of it. I locked the door and took a sip from the cup. I remember it was warm and salty... bitter... I drank the rest. I would love to do it again. After all this time... I still have the cup. It hasn't been washed or used since.

I took it all the way!

I've played briefly with toys in my ass before... a small butt plug... a thin flexible vibe... once I tried my wife's full size dildo... about the same size as my own cock. I admit it hurt like a bitch and I stopped after just a couple of seconds
I decided I wanted to know how it felt. If my wife can take my cock in her ass, why can't I handle it? So last night in my hotel room, I'm looking at porn and I happened to bring along a couple of my wife's dildos and my pussy flesh light.

I got out the smaller of the two dildos. A very thin, vibrating, blue waterproof toy shaped like a penis ribbed with some pretty harsh ridges. I managed to get it inside me a good few inches. I turned on my camera and the vibe and fucked myself with the fleshlight. It felt pretty good.

Tonight though... I took her big one. It's by far larger than me... both in length and girth. A vibrating, cyberskin realistic cock. It took me a while but I got it inside me a few inches. I had some trouble getting it in very far. I turned on the vibe and tried to relax and watch some porn. A good 45 minutes later, with is still in my ass, I pulled it out and relubed. I slid it back inside me and sat on it. Wow!! All the way in. It didn't hurt like I thought it would. I toyed with sliding it in and out and had on some good female on male strap-on porn. I came pretty hard but I have to say that the best part is how I felt afterward. I felt more satisfied than I can ever remember after jacking off. I really wonder how the real thing feels. Even now, over an hour later, I feel fulfilled. I'm so proud of myself for taking it. I can't wait to do it again.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Super Spunk Smoothie

I'm going to have to try this:

The famous — Super Spunk Smoothie! Yes, you really can sweeten a man's cum. Citrus, mango and cucumber really do work — but he has to refrain from strong foods and vitamins for a few days while drinking a juice mixture for it to work. So no garlic, asparagus, broccoli, red meats, curries or multivitamins!

Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum sweetening ingredients — try drinking it for three days in a row. It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob.

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 Tbs honey

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results!


Another recipe:

1 can of crushed pineapple
1 banana
2 cups apple juice
3 tbsp honey
1 tbsp of vanilla
1/2 tsp each of cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger.